BOO! A MASONIC HALLOWEEN STORY
"From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!"
- Scottish Saying
John Keene paced his Chillcothe prison cell late at night. It was a habit
he had developed over the last couple of years after he had been incarcerated for
his latest check kiting scheme. He found pacing helped clear his head and allowed
him to think. It troubled him that he was getting close to 30 years of age and
had never done anything with his life. He had a long arrest record which included
many petty crimes. Even in crime, he never really hit the big time and this
frustrated him greatly. In terms of education, he never went beyond high school
as he couldn't afford college and the military wouldn't take him due to his arrest
record. For the last ten years he had simply drifted from one scam to another
until his luck finally ran out in Ohio.
Despite his run-ins with the law, he still had a huge ego and thought that
holding a regular job was for chumps, but as he paced his cell he realized what he
was doing wasn't hacking it either. Instead of these smalltime scams, it was time
to go after something bigger, such as embezzlement. If he could just get hired by
a bank or insurance company, or perhaps a large department store, he could work his
way into a position to tap into their accounts. But to do so, he realized he needed
to clean up his image. Getting a new identity wouldn't be a problem, but getting an
endorsement would be something else. He needed something respectable, something that
was well known and beyond reproach. Keene then had an epiphany, "I know, I'll join
the Masons!" he said to himself. He had known of the Masons since his youth as the
pillars of the community. They were somewhat secretive but everyone knew them to
be a tight-knit group with impeccable credentials. If he could just get into the
Masons, this might be just the type of reference he needed to get into an established
company.
If all went well, Keene was scheduled to be paroled in a few months. He made good
use of his remaining time in the prison library where he studied everything he could
find regarding the Masons. He learned about their membership application process and
felt he could easily deceive the Masons through his personality and rehearsed answers
to their questions. As part of his investigation he discovered that the Masons were
desperate for members, and this might be the opening he was looking for. If he could
find a small Lodge that was struggling for members, perhaps he could bypass a lot of the
Masonic red tape to join. He then scanned various geographical locations until he
zeroed in on Columbus which was home to many banks, insurance companies, and other
large companies.
Keene's parole hearing finally came up in January and thanks to his good behavior,
he was granted a parole. He was asked where he would be settling and he told
them of his intention of finding work in Columbus. He was then assigned a parole
officer he would have to regularly report to. Upon his release he
made his way to Columbus and found work at a chicken fast food franchise.
During his free time he went about the process of getting a new identity. He
began by visiting a local cemetery where he found a grave of a young boy who
was born around the same time as himself, the name was Michael J. Burton. Next,
he secured a copy of Burton's birth certificate and, using it, applied for a
social security card. Once he had the card, he next applied for a driver's
license, then finally a U.S. Passport. The whole process took just a few short
months. Next came a checking account, gasoline cards, and finally credit
cards. The prison system had taught him well.
By May, Keene/Burton was ready to make his application with the Masons. He
had studied the Masonic Lodges around Columbus closely and found one that was
remarkably small (less than 100 members) and was on the verge of closing its
doors due to dwindling finances. Keene contacted the Secretary of Buckeye
Lodge No. 1557 who was delighted to hear from him and promptly mailed him a
petition to join the Lodge. Using his new identity, Keene falsified the
petition and returned it to the secretary along with payment of the initiation
fees in full.
During Buckeye Lodge's Stated Communications, the Secretary surprised the
Craft (only six were in attendance) by reading the petition. This delighted
the Lodge as they had not received a new member application in two years. In
particular, this pleased the Master, Gordon Shields, who wanted to waste no time
getting some new blood into the Lodge. The petition was accepted and followed its
usual course, except the Lodge glossed over the investigation as the Master
couldn't find anyone to perform the task. Instead, the Master invited Keene
to the Lodge and talked to him about what it meant to be a Mason. He found
"Burton" to be an honest, clean-cut and forthright individual. Little did he
understand his true background, particularly since he didn't check his references.
Keene's petition was finally balloted upon one month later as scheduled
where it was found clear in the South, West, and East. Bro. DB Hunter happened
to attend the meeting that night and was pleasantly surprised by the petition.
Hunter was the Lodge's Instructor and was pleased to hear he would once again be
asked to teach a Brother his catechism.
Shortly after the ballot, the Master scheduled Burton's Entered Apprentice degree
for mid-June which was performed accordingly. Keene then began to meet with
Hunter on a regular basis to learn the EA catechism. At first, he was surprised
by the amount of memorization work required, but finally learned the rhythm of
the work and quickly mastered it, perhaps too quickly. During catechism meetings,
Hunter liked to develop a rapport with the new Brother to see what kind of Mason
he would be. Although Keene would volunteer some information, Hunter found him
to be somewhat evasive on his past. Instead, Keene wanted to accelerate the
practices. Hunter liked Keene's enthusiasm, but found it a bit disconcerting
that he wouldn't volunteer information about himself.
Keene learned the EA work and was able to return it in Lodge during the month
of August. Shortly thereafter, the Lodge conferred the Fellow Craft degree
on Keene and, consequently, he continued his sessions with Hunter to learn
the second degree. During one of the meetings, Keene proudly displayed a Masonic
ring he had purchased. Hunter pointed out to him that it shouldn't be worn
until he had been raised to Master Mason, but this did little to subdue his
enthusiasm as he knew his training would soon be over and he could dump these
"bumpkins" once and for all.
To Hunter, Burton was an enigma; on one hand he was very enthusiastic about the
fraternity, but on the other there was a dark and evasive side of him which
disturbed him. Consequently, DB contacted Shields to discuss Burton's background.
In the process he discovered that the Lodge in its excitement of getting a new
member had performed a superficial investigation of the candidate. Suspicious
of what was going on, Hunter telephoned "Doc" Simpson, a Brother Mason who served
in the law enforcement community and asked him to do a background check on a
Michael J. Burton. The deputy told him he would do so but it would take a
couple of weeks. Hunter agreed and continued with Keene's catechism practice
while he waited for the results.
In an attempt to postpone the raising of Burton to Master Mason, Hunter stretched
out the catechism training until he heard back from Simpson. Prolonging the
training irritated Keene as he wanted to be raised and move along. Nevertheless,
he mastered the work and successfully returned it back in Lodge in early October
before Simpson had completed his investigation. There was now nothing to stop
Keene from being raised to the sublime degree of Master Mason, or so he thought.
Shortly after Keene had completed his Fellow Craft training, Simpson called
Hunter and reported he couldn't find any criminal activity associated with
Michael J. Burton. There was just one problem though, Michael J. Burton
died 25 years ago. This concerned both Hunter and Simpson greatly as they
realized they either had someone with a false identity or someone who had
changed his name somewhere. Simpson told Hunter to somehow obtain Burton's
fingerprints or a sample of DNA. The DNA would be hard to get as it would
inevitably tip off Burton, but the fingerprints would be easier to obtain
since he always drank a glass of water during the catechism practice. Fortunately,
Hunter was able to obtain a glass with Burton's prints on it and gave it to
Simpson to analyze.
After a few days Simpson met Hunter at the Lodge and reviewed the results.
Lo and behold, the fingerprint tests resulted in the criminal dossier of
John M. Keene, complete with mug shots. Hunter verified that it was
indeed Burton. He then picked up the phone and called the Master and asked
him to meet the two at the Lodge.
When Shields arrived, Hunter and Simpson explained to him what they had
found. Shields was aghast that someone with such a background could have
penetrated the Masons and was embarrassed by his own investigation.
But what to do? Simpson couldn't find anything where Keene may have misled
someone about his identity, only the Masons. Surely they couldn't make
Keene a Master Mason based on what they now knew, nor should they allow him
to continue the charade to some other unsuspecting person or institution.
"I have an idea," said Hunter.
The Worshipful Master scheduled Keene's raising for the evening of
October 31st, Halloween. Keene was delighted. Not only would he finally
learn the secrets of the Masons, but he had also been able to secure an
interview for a clerk's job in a downtown bank during the first week of
November. The timing was right for Keene to move into the next stage of
his plan.
The Master explained to "Burton" that since he was the first person to join the
Lodge in a couple of years, this was going to be a special degree and would
be held outdoors. Keene had heard of such degrees by the Masons and, as such,
the honor fed his ego. He was told to arrive at a remote field north of the
city precisely at 7:30pm, not a minute sooner or later. Keene knew the spot
and became fascinated by the intrigue.
Ohio had experienced an Indian Summer with warm temperatures during the day
and cool evenings. On Halloween night it was a balmy 72 degrees with a
cloudy overcast as Keene arrived at the field precisely at 7:30pm. As Keene
got out of his car he was approached by Hunter who welcomed him warmly.
He assured him that he had nothing to fear and that he would learn a lot
from the degree. Hunter then asked him to change out of his clothes and
don a set of plain blue pajamas and sandals.
About fifty feet away Keene saw the members of the Lodge standing in a single
line facing east. Each held a torch in their left hand, their right hand
covering their heart, and wearing a Masonic apron. Not a word was spoken by
the group and despite Hunter's assurances, Keene grew a bit apprehensive.
Hunter presented Keene directly in front of the group.
"My Brothers I hereby present Michael J. Burton to be raised to the ancient and
honorable degree of Master Mason. He has made suitable proficiency in his
preceding degrees and now seeks the light of Masonry." After which Hunter
left Keene's side and rejoined his Lodge Brothers in the line.
The Worshipful Master stepped forward from the line and faced Keene.
He then called upon the Chaplain to lead the group in prayer.
Following prayer, Shields turned to Keene and said, "You are now standing
before Brothers who have traveled this way before you. I am afraid you have
a rough and rugged road before you to seek the light of Masonry. Walk softly,
listen carefully, memorize the words, and learn from their wisdom. You will
now turn 180 degrees to face the East," and the Master helped turn him in the
proper direction.
"Before you is the road leading to your destiny and light. You will now walk
upon the level until you meet with a wayfaring man who will grant you your
final instructions. Listen well to his counsel as your future depends on it."
Keene slowly walked away from the group as instructed. It was pitch black
at night, and the only light he saw was from the torches held by the
Masons who stood motionless behind him and a small dot of light ahead of him.
He realized he was in a meadow as he didn't encounter any trees. Perhaps
it was a cow pasture. He chose his steps carefully as he didn't want to
step in anything or lose his sense of direction. From time to time he
would look back to see the line of Masons standing far behind him with their
torches. As he advanced he could see the dot of light grow larger but
in front of it appeared a body of water, a small lake of some kind.
As Keene came up to the edge of the water an old man approached him
clothed in a strange costume holding a six foot staff. To Keen, the
man appeared to be dressed as some sort of ancient mariner which he had
seen in history books from biblical times.
The stranger spoke, "Brother, what do you seek?"
"The light of Masonry," Keene said hesitantly.
"Then you have traveled the right path for I am to be your guide.
Across the waters you behold the light of Freemasonry," and he pointed
to the other side of the lake where Keene could now see the dot of light
was a bonfire of good size.
"But as we enter the world penniless and naked, you must enter the Light
likewise and be reborn. You will now be divested of your outward appearance
and swim across the water as all who have come this way before you. Do
you accept these terms?"
"I do," said Keene.
Removing his clothes in front of a strange man didn't bother Keene as he had
done it plenty of times while in prison. As he removed his clothes he could
still make out the line of lights behind him from the Masons. He then handed
his pajamas, along with the sandals, to the man who put them into a bag for
safekeeping. He now stood naked before the old man and felt a little shiver
from the cool night air.
"Now before we do this," the old man said candidly, "Are you in good health
and are you sure you can swim across the lake? Only the strongest men can
become Masons."
Keene looked across the lake which he judged to be about 100 yards away.
"No problem," he said confidently.
"Here take a swig of this," the old man said as he handed him a flask
containing whiskey, "You'll need it."
Keene was hesitant at first as he thought Masons practiced intemperance,
but after some encouragement from the old man he took a deep drink of it.
"Go ahead, take another swig, it'll keep you warm in that cold water."
And Keene did so.
"You will now cross the waters. Swim strongly, swim carefully, and beware
of the serpents of the deep. When you arrive on the other side you will be
met by your Brothers. As quick as you can, you must jump before the light
and exclaim three times, 'God Almighty, show me the light.' Do you understand
this? Repeat it." Keene did as he was told.
"Then may the Grand Architect of the Universe be with you. I bid you farewell,"
and he stepped aside to allow Keene to step into the lake to test the water.
The lake was a bit chilly but Keene's body quickly acclimated to it.
Keene wasn't a strong swimmer but he competently began to swim across the lake.
As he made his way, he thought to himself, "What in the hell am I doing out here
on a Halloween night? I can't believe I'm doing this. Oh well, it will be
worth it when I get that bank job. And what was with that weird old guy with
the staff and his mumbo jumbo about 'beware of the serpents of the deep'? There
better not be anything in here other than catfish and blue gills."
He swam slowly and methodically as it was still dark and he reached out to
touch anything that might be in his way. As he neared the other bank he could
see the bonfire more clearly but could only make out silhouettes of a few
people sitting around the fire. He thought he would make the best of it and
give them all a good show. After all, if those old geezers could do it,
he could as well.
As he reached the other bank he pulled himself out of the lake and raced
over to the bonfire and jumped in front of it and yelled three times, "God
Almighty, show me the light."
Girl Scout Troop #132 looked up horrified. They had come out for their annual
Halloween camp out at the county park but had not expected to see some drunk
naked lunatic jumping around their campfire. Fortunately, the adult chaperones
present were able to subdue Keene and covered him in blankets.
Deputies from the nearby Sheriff's office were summoned who arrested Keene
for public intoxication, indecent exposure, and lewd conduct in the presence of
minors. As he was being placed in the Sheriff's patrol car, Keene looked back
across the pond to see the Masons and old man, all of which had conveniently
disappeared.
Epilogue: The strangest things occur on All Hallows' Eve: membership records
mysteriously disappear, Masonic rings and identity cards are lost, criminals are
apprehended, parole officers are anonymously notified of indiscretions, and
other things that go bump in the night. Boo!
Keep the Faith.
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